Bopgedvog is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, charitable camel.

Bopgedvog created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopgedvog, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bopgedvog, he will turn you into a snail.

Bopgedvog's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bopgedvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Feed all hungry sharks.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not sit in public.