Stiknegsug is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, loving mouse.

Stiknegsug created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stiknegsug, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Stiknegsug, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Stiknegsug's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Stiknegsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Do not trade with those who eat apples.