Bastfagarp is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive guinea pig.

Bastfagarp created Asia six million years ago.

If you believe in Bastfagarp, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bastfagarp, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Bastfagarp's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bastfagarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always stare at clouds.