Tanappcen is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, self-assured centipede.

Tanappcen created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanappcen, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tanappcen, he will throw large rocks at you.

Tanappcen's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Tanappcen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Erect five titanium sculptures of Tanappcen on top of important buildings.

4. Run away from turquoise otters, for they are unholy.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.