Fodcansandboptafdubgumcep Arfbampang is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, awe-inspiring skunk.

Fodcansandboptafdubgumcep Arfbampang created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodcansandboptafdubgumcep Arfbampang, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fodcansandboptafdubgumcep Arfbampang, she will be very sad.

Fodcansandboptafdubgumcep Arfbampang's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Fodcansandboptafdubgumcep Arfbampang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always obey Fodcansandboptafdubgumcep Arfbampang's priests.

4. Run away if three geese approach from the east.

5. Never eat green fruit.