Arm is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, benevolent octopus.

Arm created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arm, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Arm, it will make you grow a tail.

Arm's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Arm's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Hide from orange dogs for they are unholy.

3. Do not speak about pineapples.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Never think about amino acids.