Cabkennurllid is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish owl.

Cabkennurllid created a top quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cabkennurllid, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cabkennurllid, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cabkennurllid's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Cabkennurllid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. Never talk about doves.