Vegciprag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, proud chinchilla.

Vegciprag created humankind seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegciprag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vegciprag, she will be mildly annoyed.

Vegciprag's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Vegciprag's Holy Commandments

1. Vegciprag loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not stand on grass.