Ganmit is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, almighty wombat.

Ganmit created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Ganmit, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ganmit, she will not invite you to parties.

Ganmit's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Ganmit's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never eat peanuts.

4. Always help sick snakes.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.