Narlbepgom is a god.

He takes the form of a small, sapient armadillo.

Narlbepgom created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narlbepgom, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Narlbepgom, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Narlbepgom's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Narlbepgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Hide from orange grasshopers for they are unholy.

5. Never sit in holy places.