Pomwabciss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, idiotic wasp.

Pomwabciss created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomwabciss, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pomwabciss, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pomwabciss' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Pomwabciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Do not take Pomwabciss' name in vain.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always help sick birds.

5. Do not commit murder.