Rulnibmif is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, all-knowing whale.

Rulnibmif created the Large Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Rulnibmif, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rulnibmif, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rulnibmif's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Rulnibmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Rulnibmif's name in vain.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. You must never eat tomatoes.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.