Nadtabpas is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome chinchilla.

Nadtabpas created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadtabpas, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nadtabpas, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nadtabpas' most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Nadtabpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always help sick ants.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Erect four silver sculptures of Nadtabpas on top of important buildings.