Cidbarnbom is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, proud eagle.

Cidbarnbom created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidbarnbom, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cidbarnbom, she will think nothing of it.

Cidbarnbom's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cidbarnbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about gravity.