Mobshav is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unsympathetic mouse.

Mobshav created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Mobshav, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mobshav, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Mobshav's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Mobshav's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Mobshav.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Hide if five whales approach from the north.