Benyambombin is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unsympathetic pig.

Benyambombin created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benyambombin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Benyambombin, he will destroy your favourite star.

Benyambombin's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Benyambombin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Benyambombin.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

4. Benyambombin must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never laugh in the presence of monkeys.