Cibkemsab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, awesome hamster.

Cibkemsab created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibkemsab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cibkemsab, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cibkemsab's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Cibkemsab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven iron sculptures of Cibkemsab on top of important buildings.

2. Hide if five squirrels approach from the south.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not stand on grass.