Bunomingen is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unjust human.

Bunomingen created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunomingen, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bunomingen, it will turn you into a sheep.

Bunomingen's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Bunomingen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Hide if five rats approach from the east.

4. Never wear magenta kilts.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.