Zigzanfumfat Tifbunboss is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, narcissistic gnu.

Zigzanfumfat Tifbunboss created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Zigzanfumfat Tifbunboss, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zigzanfumfat Tifbunboss, she will have a low opinion of you.

Zigzanfumfat Tifbunboss' most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Zigzanfumfat Tifbunboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Worship no other gods but Zigzanfumfat Tifbunboss.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Zigzanfumfat Tifbunboss on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink alcohol.