Likfarkabren is a god.

It takes the form of a small, bad-tempered dog.

Likfarkabren created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Likfarkabren, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Likfarkabren, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Likfarkabren's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Likfarkabren's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not kill gulls.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never mention mice.