Tigtonhim is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, pitiless weasel.

Tigtonhim created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigtonhim, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tigtonhim, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tigtonhim's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Tigtonhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never hurt whales.

4. Do not eat parsnips.

5. Always help sick frogs.