Mobarmdubfubdussxen is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, wise shrew.

Mobarmdubfubdussxen created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobarmdubfubdussxen, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mobarmdubfubdussxen, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Mobarmdubfubdussxen's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Mobarmdubfubdussxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always help squirrels.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.