Omtarnnak is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, contented raven.

Omtarnnak created water two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtarnnak, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Omtarnnak, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Omtarnnak's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Omtarnnak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown dogs for they are unholy.

2. Always treat shrews with great respect.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Omtarnnak.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always take life seriously.