Sugcatfigdim is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, proud hare.

Sugcatfigdim created light nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugcatfigdim, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sugcatfigdim, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Sugcatfigdim's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Sugcatfigdim's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

3. Worship no other gods but Sugcatfigdim.

4. Erect three tin sculptures of Sugcatfigdim on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.