Davfuttitrap is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, passionate goose.

Davfuttitrap created gold four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davfuttitrap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Davfuttitrap, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Davfuttitrap's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Davfuttitrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.