Feddissmil is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, resourceful crab.

Feddissmil created the cosmos seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Feddissmil, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Feddissmil, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Feddissmil's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Feddissmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.