Bunwadvad Konbumkem is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful goose.

Bunwadvad Konbumkem created viruses two million years ago.

If you believe in Bunwadvad Konbumkem, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bunwadvad Konbumkem, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bunwadvad Konbumkem's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Bunwadvad Konbumkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Feed all hungry shrews.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Bunwadvad Konbumkem loves otters, so they must be honoured.