Pidtarpxingat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish centipede.

Pidtarpxingat created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidtarpxingat, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pidtarpxingat, he will turn you into a plant.

Pidtarpxingat's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Pidtarpxingat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sheep.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Do not kill doves.