Saddontarghap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, impressive tortoise.

Saddontarghap created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Saddontarghap, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Saddontarghap, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Saddontarghap's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Saddontarghap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured badgers.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about shrews.

4. Always help sick foxes.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.