Nullflansindusstiknarjen Cudrulbess is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, impressive skunk.

Nullflansindusstiknarjen Cudrulbess created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullflansindusstiknarjen Cudrulbess, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nullflansindusstiknarjen Cudrulbess, he will turn you into a plant.

Nullflansindusstiknarjen Cudrulbess' most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Nullflansindusstiknarjen Cudrulbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

5. Nullflansindusstiknarjen Cudrulbess loves mice, so they must be respected.