Ladnulsid is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, quiet raccoon.

Ladnulsid created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Ladnulsid, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ladnulsid, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ladnulsid's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Ladnulsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles in need.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Always treat badgers with great respect.

4. Never wear turquoise skirts.

5. Never talk about fire.