Sugsigneg is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, resourceful swallow.

Sugsigneg created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Sugsigneg, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sugsigneg, she will remove you from existence.

Sugsigneg's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Sugsigneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Erect three titanium sculptures of Sugsigneg on top of important buildings.

3. Always help otters.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sugsigneg.