Hognellsand Genquagdon is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, vain unicorn.

Hognellsand Genquagdon created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hognellsand Genquagdon, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hognellsand Genquagdon, it will be very unhappy.

Hognellsand Genquagdon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Hognellsand Genquagdon's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snails.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. You must never eat wheat.

5. Never talk about black holes.