Dagdoglist is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, unselfish wolf.

Dagdoglist created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Dagdoglist, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dagdoglist, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Dagdoglist's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dagdoglist's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not speak about coconuts.

3. Do not hurt voles.

4. Hide from green sheep for they are unholy.

5. Never write about nebulae.