Wadtonksugbedbafflisfat Motbimzimbig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, blissful dog.

Wadtonksugbedbafflisfat Motbimzimbig created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadtonksugbedbafflisfat Motbimzimbig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wadtonksugbedbafflisfat Motbimzimbig, it will turn you into a mole.

Wadtonksugbedbafflisfat Motbimzimbig's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Wadtonksugbedbafflisfat Motbimzimbig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mice with great respect.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think ill of sick sheep.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not chop down trees.