Withudnan is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, self-assured pigeon.

Withudnan created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Withudnan, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Withudnan, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Withudnan's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Withudnan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Hide from red tapirs for they are unholy.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Run away from mauve rats, for they are unholy.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Withudnan on top of all buildings.