Cunsabwanjiglitcubdabmab is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, able walrus.

Cunsabwanjiglitcubdabmab created Europe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunsabwanjiglitcubdabmab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cunsabwanjiglitcubdabmab, he will laugh at you.

Cunsabwanjiglitcubdabmab's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Cunsabwanjiglitcubdabmab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.
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