Riphivonk Madzenbemcublooplargflap is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, thoughtless dog.

Riphivonk Madzenbemcublooplargflap created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Riphivonk Madzenbemcublooplargflap, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Riphivonk Madzenbemcublooplargflap, it will turn you into a rock.

Riphivonk Madzenbemcublooplargflap's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Riphivonk Madzenbemcublooplargflap's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Riphivonk Madzenbemcublooplargflap loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never play with disobedient children.
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