Batnulmabmab Rawbonkkar is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, proud faun.

Batnulmabmab Rawbonkkar created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Batnulmabmab Rawbonkkar, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Batnulmabmab Rawbonkkar, she will jump up and down on your head.

Batnulmabmab Rawbonkkar's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Batnulmabmab Rawbonkkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Batnulmabmab Rawbonkkar's name in vain.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about galaxies.
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