Vadomin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, strong mole.

Vadomin created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadomin, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vadomin, she will be very sad.

Vadomin's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Vadomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Vadomin on top of important buildings.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Feed all hungry eagles.

5. Do not drink alcohol.