Lengabvid is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, tranquil dolphin.

Lengabvid created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lengabvid, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lengabvid, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Lengabvid's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Lengabvid's Holy Commandments

1. Lengabvid must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Never sing in the presence of tortoises.

5. Respect your elders.