Signullak is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, fast squid.

Signullak created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Signullak, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Signullak, it will destroy your favourite star.

Signullak's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Signullak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

2. Never paint your feet red.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Run away if eight tapirs approach from the north.