Bonkrutbest Venkonyok is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witty shark.

Bonkrutbest Venkonyok created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Bonkrutbest Venkonyok, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bonkrutbest Venkonyok, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bonkrutbest Venkonyok's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bonkrutbest Venkonyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill bats.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about stars.