Barnbabquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, tiresome hedgehog.

Barnbabquaf created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnbabquaf, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Barnbabquaf, he will strike you with lightening.

Barnbabquaf's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Barnbabquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always help horses in need.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Worship no other gods but Barnbabquaf.