Ladtarpken is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, duplicitous naga.

Ladtarpken created Africa nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladtarpken, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ladtarpken, it will destroy your home solar system.

Ladtarpken's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Ladtarpken's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.