Stragmotnilwot is a god.

She takes the form of a large, prudent duck.

Stragmotnilwot created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragmotnilwot, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Stragmotnilwot, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Stragmotnilwot's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Stragmotnilwot's Holy Commandments

1. Stragmotnilwot loves goats, so they must be honoured.

2. You must never eat beans.

3. Always help bats in need.

4. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stragmotnilwot.