Hudxinrul is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, vain cat.

Hudxinrul created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudxinrul, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hudxinrul, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hudxinrul's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Hudxinrul's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Hudxinrul loves snakes, so they must be respected.

3. You must pray to Hudxinrul six times a day.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hudxinrul.