Siglakcut is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, generous parrot.

Siglakcut created a bottom quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Siglakcut, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Siglakcut, he will turn you into a dog.

Siglakcut's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Siglakcut's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never sit in holy places.