Wadlam is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, clever skunk.

Wadlam created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Wadlam, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wadlam, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Wadlam's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Wadlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never laugh in the presence of doves.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.