Cussgadstragwik Hinmilomin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unsympathetic zebra.

Cussgadstragwik Hinmilomin created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cussgadstragwik Hinmilomin, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cussgadstragwik Hinmilomin, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Cussgadstragwik Hinmilomin's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Cussgadstragwik Hinmilomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about sharks.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.